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led to the Tellarites winning

 

every Iron Chef since that

 

time by very significant margins.

 

The Andorian Ambassador complained, but

 

nothing was ever really done

 

to honor her request for

 

a rematch. Fringe protest groups

 

demanded squiggly, wormy secret ingredients.

 

Archer died. The Funeral was

 

remarkably brief but it was

 

only a ruse. Unbeknownst to

 

everyone Archer killed his clone

 

that had been a Romulan

 

undercover agent and dumped his

 

corpse into the protein re-sequencer.

 

3 Archer Chilli was the

 

most popular chili in the

 

Expanse, prized for its rich

 

flavor and huge chunks of

 

human meat that seemed to