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Old March 29 2014, 08:16 PM   #31
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Think you're contest is over, but I love doing these things, so here's a few more:-
Not over yet! I will try to post the winners soon. I've been so busy. T_T
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Old March 30 2014, 12:43 AM   #32
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Janeway: "I'm telling you, Doctor, those Black Friday shoppers are horrible, just horrible! I've never seen such rude people!"
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Old April 6 2014, 08:57 PM   #33
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Doctor: Look, I know you said this meeting would be casual, but don't you think this is taking it a little far, Captain?
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Old April 6 2014, 10:07 PM   #34
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Doc: what do you mean you don't want a rectal exam?
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Old April 7 2014, 05:27 PM   #35
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EMH: Don't worry, Captain, we EMH Mark One's are experts at "scrubbing plasma conduits on waste transfer barges."
Janeway: Oh no he di'in't!
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Old April 7 2014, 05:51 PM   #36
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EMH: "I am sorry, Captain, but the closest my programming could come to something like that would be...a pelvic exam, I guess?"
Janeway: "This was a terrible idea and I feel like an idiot."
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Old April 10 2014, 08:26 AM   #37
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Doctor: Captain, are you alright?
Janeway: Ooooh...my head....
Doctor: I was only gone 12 hours. What happened?
Janeway: I'm never doing that again.
Doctor: Paris's First Contact Day party?
Janeway: No, I let Chakotay drive the ship.
Doctor: Ah. Well come along with me to Sickbay. It's obviously time to have your head examined.
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Old April 10 2014, 09:02 PM   #38
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Janeway: Doctor! You've got to help me! I'm under attack!

Doctor: By who? There's no one else here.

Janeway: It's my hair! It's sentient and it's trying to eat the rest of my head! It's like some evil warlord or something!

Doctor: So should we call it...Attila the Bun?
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Old April 12 2014, 03:15 PM   #39
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EMH: Starfleet has given me permission to renew your glaucoma prescription if you would just stop landing the ship in Colorado.
Janeway: Whooooa, temporal anomaly, dude.
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