nuTrek 7-word game!

50 Shades of Earl Grey, until Kirk

 

came in and asked if he could

 

audition for part of Christian Grey.

"Well,

 

I don't really have very good acting

 

skills, but I'll do ANYTHING for the

 

chance to see a woman in all

 

her naked, oiled-up glory! Tell me

 

is it true that women dont have

 

three buttocks? Because I was told that

 

thats what makes them different from boys."

 

Kirk's Academy professors had taught him that

 

women had long hair and three buttocks

 

, the middle of which had mystical powers.

 

That middle buttock is what makes women

 

so naturally irresistable to men according to

 

the great pre-exodus era Romulan sex handbook.

 

Romulan sex guides had been banned in

 

every major Cardassian colony, but not in

 

the Demilitarized Zone, which wouldn't even exist

 

if it weren't for some hard core