Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

puked all over his shoes

 

, turning them a shade of

 

deep purple.

"Into the fire

 

you go," said Archer, tossing

 

the shoes into the ship's

 

incinerator along with Trip's porn

 

stash that dated back to

 

his pimply faced teen years.

 

"I don't want to see

 

what made the pages stick

 

.

"Captain, there was a time

 

when I couldn't stop playing

 

the accordian. I loved to

 

annoy friends, family and strangers

 

. Then came bagpipes. I sucked,

 

of course, but nobody noticed

 

cause those hillbillies were clueless

 

about how to make moonshine.

 

Curiously they were warp-theorists extraordinaire

 

who had earned their degrees