Seven Words in TNG

and became so dysfunctional that they died.

 

No one wanted that to happen and

 

so they decided to put Beverly Crusher

 

on the case. They knew that she

 

wouldn't give up until she came up

 

with a plausible answer for why the

 

disease kept spreading in spite of the

 

Vulcans wearing rubber johnnies on their heads

 

and on their large Vulcan butts, but

 

the Vulcans were very resilient and rarely

 

wore tight pants, except for Vulcan women

 

when they wore pants which didn't happen

 

all that often. Vulcan women did wear

 

ceremonial clothes, during ceremonial times for example

 

and when they wanted to greet visitors

 

with a slap across the face and

 

whatnot. Riker asked Ro, "Can I touch

 

the sleeve of your uniform? It looks

 

as silky smooth as mine, but tighter

 

and more inviting to those who may