I normally lurk but I signed up to link to something I found funny. Obviously someone with actual trek knowledge - I'll leave it up to you guys as whether it is funny or not: Even in Star Trek, patients should always read the label and package inserts and The Federation's Most Wanted Makes me want to come up with stuff like that too - but so far nothing has occurred to me.
Here's one, better than the OP's awful links.. Q. Why was Star Trek so successful? A. It had all the good Genes.
Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Spoiler: The Answer A: Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
There once was a captain named Kirk Who flew around wearing a smirk. A Klingon named Kang Fired disrupters and BANG! Now the galaxy's rid of that jerk!