TOS five word thingy!!!

a whipped cream shortage. Suddenly,

 

without provocation, the next Romulan

 

ship maneuvered into battle position.

 

They didn't respond to hails,

 

and Kirk knew he had

 

only seconds to live or

 

find his long lost pair

 

of his favorite jeans and

 

sing the Jordache jeans theme.

 

So he must think fast--

 

alas! The jeans had shrunk

 

, so Kirk wore leather pants,

 

but they were even tighter.

 

Kirk changed into a kilt,

 

with nothing underneath it. So

 

Sulu had a great day.

 

But Spock didn't. "Captain, you

 

promised you wouldn't wear that."

 

"Bite me, Spock." Kirk said

 

"That would be illogical, captain."