Seven Words in TNG

smashed Worf over the head with a

 

large pillow he'd held in his ass.

 

This caused a chain reaction, and the

 

Romulan Warbird hailed Enterprise; which spiraled into

 

the pit of despair, causing everyone on

 

board to race for the escape pods.

 

"Women and wussies first," warned Wesley, phasering

 

his own boot accidentally. Everyone laughed at

 

him, while Riker did a mocking imitation.

 

Data, meanwhile, was leaning across his console

 

trying to reach the brown paper bag

 

that he kept this 40 ounce in, having

 

a subroutine to keep his shit real.

 

Data then began reciting Robert Frost poems,

 

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

 

without my booze it's just no good;

 

Only to rip out Wesley’s throat and

 

festoon his esophagus about the -"

Picard glared

 

and said "Well that was unexpected" Then

 

the ship rocked violently as Dr. Crusher