Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

Scotty: It was a $4,300 whore that got him. He didn't stand a chance.

 

The results of an overdose of Botox.

 

Hey, he's a Starfleet admiral. Something like this was bound to happen sooner or later.

 

He... he just died in my arms tonight. It must've been something I said.




I lost 20 good men in engineering because you couldn't remember simple procedures, even when a trainee tried to remind ya.

I'll be right back with the other 19.

 

Scotty always blamed Kirk for his nephew's death, until the anger was released on that day on the Enterprise-B and he had to stifle his giggles ...

 

Scotty: "Mr. Jackson's ready for surgery, Doctor."



Michael Jackson: "Ow! Ow! He-he!"

 

"The... word Admiral..." croaks
"Not yet, you scene stealing hack!"



Sona Doctor: "And this facelift technique we adapted from 20th Century Croydon..."

 

Inspired by The Laughing Vulcan's latest ...




Shatner, off-screen, huddling with Nicholas Meyer: "Uh, for the sake of the film, shouldn't that be the Captain carrying the dead body?"

 

"He stayed in his tanning booth when the trainees ran."

 

"It didnae look like this in the item description. I'm sending it back, bloody Ebay..."

 

"Its the new refit microwaves, I didnae know they were 850w, the trainees didnae stand a chance".

(Isn't it annoying that I can't find any other word to Scot-up other than "didnae" )

 

Scott: "Don't look at me like that, I know how much time Doctor McCoy spends on the bridge. Ship's surgeon my arse"


As an aside, this is my favourite WTF moment from the movies, thanks for posting

 

Scotty: "He stayed at his post while the trainees ran!"

Kirk: "And what did you do?"

Scotty: "Oh, I ran out of there screaming like a little girl, too. Just saying the boy has stones, that's all."

 

Scotty: "Man, he's heavy. Gonna make me fart."

 

Scotty: "I think we got bigger problems."

 

Sulu sat silent, for his was a love that dare not speak its name.

 

Kirk: "I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

 

"He wouldn't stop keeking at me ass."

(http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_R60fc9InQ)

 

Uhura: Oh, Scotty! Your nephew! He was so young and his first mission in space, too. We can tell how upset you are.

Scotty: Oh, it's not that. I never liked this punk. It's this damn collar. It's pinching the hell out of my neck.