Seven Words in TNG

his life, Worf knew only Picard liked

 

replicated targ calling the real thing gamey.

 

Riker had to renew his beard license

 

so he was off to Starbase 12

 

to do what was required and get

 

a Bat'leth for Worf's upcoming birthday.

"Can

 

we keep it a secret from him?

 

The last time someone tried to keep

 

a secret from Worf he got so

 

paranoid that he started hiding in Jefferies

 

back passage. Jefferie hasn't been the same

 

since he was put in charge of

 

keeping an eye on Worf whenever he

 

hid in back passages. Picard thought it

 

was a good idea because he wanted

 

to show the crew that no matter

 

how dangerous things became aboard the ship

 

their back passages would be safe from

 

Worf.

"Captain," said Data, "we are receiving

 

a distress call from the planet of