Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

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  1. cooleddie74

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    SPOCK-OGRAM:By the time you see this recording, Jim, I will be long dead. Or stuck in a polar wasteland in the distant past snogging a hot woman in a bearskin bikini. Either way, listen and take heed...
     
  2. Isis

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    Then Shatner knew he had a winner with Promise margarine.
     
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    Nero: "So you're saying two Spocks equal four dongs? Screw that, I'm outta here."
     
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    "...and you, you light up my life,
    you give me hope,
    to carry on..."
     
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    Robau: "I don't care if his dick is split. Just means the bitch got calluses on both hands. Hear this and take it to heart. I'M THE MAN! Robau has spoken."

    Nero/Ayel: "Word."
     
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    Robau: "Nope. Never seen him. But does he have a cousin named Carl? Cause Carl, I DO know. Best shit in the sector."

    Nero: "Really? Can ya hook me up?"
     
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    "We will give you future technology and information in exchange for a working copy of anti-virus."
     
  8. Sector 7

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

    [O/C] Simon: That was horrendous.
    [O/C] Randy: Yeah, dawg, that last part was really pitchy.
     
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    Nero: "Do you know where Ambassador Spock is?"

    Robau: "No, but do you know where my foot is?"

    Nero: "Nope."

    Robau: "Up your ass if you don't leave my ship alone, Dildo Dogf**k."

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    Nero: "GUYS! YOUR CAPTIONS ARE TOO QUIET!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SHOUTING SPOCK THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
  10. M'Sharak

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    "Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso!"
     
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  11. Isis

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    Nero: "Oh no, I've materialized inside a giant booger."
     
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  13. Gepard

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    Ayel: "I told you not to pick at it!"
     
  14. Captain Crow

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    Ayel: Hey Assface, I've picked up a federation starship.

    Assface Nero: [fart sounds]

    Ayel: But, Sir.

    Assface Nero: [louder fart sounds]
     
  15. Shatmandu

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    Sometimes you get the bagel, sometimes the bagel gets you.
     
  16. Yeoman Randi

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    ^ (all 4 of the above) : Ew. Ew. and EW!
     
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    I agree with Randi! Eww... and I'm about to have my lunch!
     
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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

    BUBBLICIOUS Bubble Gum

    The tart taste that keeps on going...even after you travel back in time!(TM)
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    When Mighty Robau demands the head of Ambassador Spock...

    He GETS the head of Ambassador Spock.
     
  20. Rat Boy

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    Nero: "But the red matter was delicious!"