TOS five word thingy!!!

but they all suddenly died.

 

Rumor was that Chekov was

 

responsible because he had always

 

carried dangerous alien bacteria on

 

his hair, which explained why

 

it was so shaggy...it

 

meant instant death for barbers

 

if they even touched his

 

follicles, so he was forced

 

to spray down his hair

 

with clear Krylon. McCoy had

 

to wear special gloves to

 

do examinations, and even then

 

he needed a special forcefield.

 

The topless ensigns woke up

 

at 0600 hours and began

 

to plot Chekov's daily teasing

 

behind his back. They decided

 

that since they were zombies

 

the best thing to do