I've tasted Bud Light and Old Milwaukee. Drinking an amber-colored fluid containing tiny bits of ground-up rocks from a desolate alien world would be a step up from having somebody hand you your first can of Natural Ice.
The Moon's total surface area is roughly equal to that of the continents of Australia and Africa combined. In that vast landscape, we've left behind the descent stages of six lunar landers, three lunar rovers, assorted scientific gear, a dozen Soviet and U.S. unmanned probes that soft-landed and the debris of a few more that crashed. That hardly constitutes "rather a lot of junk."
Well I did see those infinitesimal specks of moon rock in the museum gift shop, I suppose I could buy a few of them on credit card and drop them into some spirits and just.. wait. When they had dissolved, voila. Or maybe I should just stick them on the back of my tongue like pills and swallow them with tap water? Somehow lacks mystery.
Reminds me of the SNL skit with Will Farrell playing Harry Carey and he askes Jeff Goldblum if he'd "eat the moon if it were made of spare ribs."