Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

they would ravage any men

 

- lucky men - who were nearby.

 

Then the most awesome and

 

unexpected thing happened. On every

 

spacecraft in the quadrant with

 

canines and humanoids aboard, no

 

refrigerated food would keep fresh.

 

This sudden turn of events

 

led to millions of spoiled

 

porkchops. The dogs were pissed.

 

And Klingon targs were even

 

sensing the distress even though

 

they couldn't smell anything that

 

resembled pork. Klingon ships stunk

 

like a corpse's ass, but

 

that never deterred anyone from

 

wanting to hold birthday parties

 

using the cake to smuggle

 

in toothbrushes for semi-toothless Klingons

 

who had to liquefy their