TOS five word thingy!!!

and Scotty panicked, running around

 

, till Clu Gulager fixed him.

 

"Reckon that lizard needs some

 

grub while waiting in line."

 

"So pop open a can

 

of Schlitz, mister," Kirk barked.

 

"Cold-filtered for cold-blooded

 

bastards who bite off arms!"

 

said Scotty leveling his phaser

 

in the repulsive reptillian's direction.

 

The Gorn, who ate STING,

 

sang "Every breath you take",

 

and immediately died. Uhura, crying,

 

because she wanted an encore,

 

and The Police's reunion tour

 

was put on indefinite hold

 

because the Star Wars band

 

had lost their mojo. Only

 

resurrecting Sting would save the

 

world from evil Uhura's singing.