TOS five word thingy!!!

Cyrano Jones, holding a spatula,

 

as he chewed on freshly

 

baked Tribble pancakes.

"Delicious!" he

 

said. "Anyone else like one?"

 

Uhura was the first to barge

 

off the bridge in disgust.

 

As Scotty fried himself some

 

cheese coated Tribble ears, splattering

 

some haggis and scotch upon

 

the hairy pie forms leaving...

 

every inch splattered with Scotch.

 

Confused, Kirk just swigged Scotch

 

straight from the bottle, leaving

 

backwash for bones and Scotty.

 

Scotty chided, "Captain, please don't

 

rub your rhubarb right here!!!"

 

"I'll do what I like!"

 

"Well how about doing it by

 

(^Hey, that's six words!)

using sanitary napkins," Scotty implored.

 

"Intruder alert!" Chekhov interrupted. "There's