TOS five word thingy!!!

at least some degree of

 

decorum, whilst dancing the fandango

 

and singing old Don Ho

 

songs, like 'Tiny Bubbles.' "

"Why?

 

Why on earth would we

 

play under sized guitar music

 

and sing in the style

 

Of the Tellarite opera star

 

Gratterak, one of the most

 

Thoughts of Graterrak made Kirk

 

sprout a sudden embarrassing erection

 

that was visible to everybody

 

except the chefs, who were

 

stuck behind counters preparing the

 

specially requested dinner for today:

 

tuna and chili chimichongas, rice

 

and heart of Andorian stew.

 

Heart of Andorian stew was

 

outlawed, but on the Enterprise,