nuTrek 7-word game!

"To hell with that," Sulu said, rising

 

from the toilet stall and pulling his

 

phaser rifle out of his

 

marsupial pouch on his abdomen. "I'll blast

 

red shirts until someone else volunteers to

(sorry about the last one I forgot this was a seven worder)

 

come help me get rid of this

 

shit and puke casserole that this guy

 

left sitting here beside the toilet!" Sulu's

 

first instinct was to eat the casserole

 

and gross the hell out of everyone,

 

but instead chose to smear it all

 

over his arms until they looked like

 

strings of spaghetti dipped in BBQ sauce

 

...a mental image that made everyone hungry.

 

"You're all freaks and sickos." Nero said,

 

"I'm glad I chose rampant genocide as

 

opposed to all this freaky-deaky bizarro

 

behavior you all engage in!" Then he

 

began to hump a watermelon.

"Yeah.... YEAH!"

 

Romulans were anatomically incompatible with