The Official 'Guess the Doctor's Name' Thread

Hitler Q. Bundtcake

 

Rumpelstiltskin

 

Doctor Who

Yeah, really. All the non-fans already know The Doctor as that anyway.

 

Leila Kalomi: "You never told me if you had another name."
Spock: "You couldn't pronounce it."

 

Maybe his name is Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle Yickedy Doo Yickedy Dah Ping Pong Lippy Tappy Too Tah.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ide875qiH2Q[/yt]

 

While the birth certificate says Nee Peng Neewom, his real name is It. His darkest secret will involve Clara discovering what really happened at Castle Anthrax with the shrubbery and herring.

 

Alan Partridge.

 

Sue, a boy named Sue, hence the 'Run, you clever boy' business.

 

It's probably something like Candy Stinkcrotch or Pedophilius Whackamole, perfectly normal names on Gallifrey but after spending so much time with humans his name now sounds like an embarrassing joke name to himself.