TOS five word thingy!!!

new job as an Iotian

 

gangster so he can carry

 

on the great Starfleet tradition

 

of shaking down business owners

 

for their dilithium crystals, unobtainium,

 

and narcotics. Some Starfleet officers

 

were practicing Iotian dialect.

"Youse

 

come here a sec, buster!

 

" whilst standing on a monkey

 

cage I want you to

 

turn my fizzbin cards into

 

Fuzzbin cards so that I

 

can sell them on eBay

 

... er, I mean, Space eBay.

 

" The prospect of selling the

 

counterfeit fizzbin cards would only

 

arouse suspicion amongst certain members

 

make the orions angier because

 

they once held the monopoly

 

on all things dealing with