TOS five word thingy!!!

Then, a pretty yeoman said

 

that she wanted Commander Scott

 

but Kirk made his move

 

By setting his hair aflame.

 

It was a trick he

 

learned from The Human Torch.

 

He liked reading old comic

 

strips like Calvin and Hobbes.

 

As a boy in Iowa

 

Kirk shoveled a lot of

 

snow, making huge piles for

 

the Starfleet Snow Cone Company.

 

"I coulda made a fortune,"

 

he mused. "Back then I

 

young, dumb and full of

 

tricks, could have been a

 

Cloaking Device for Kirk's toupee

 

, and most of his crew

 

." said kirk, obviously drunk.

Sulu

 

grabbed a pitcher of cold