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was - a temporal contradiction that would cause

 

the fabric of the mirror universe to

 

come crashing down and the collapse of

 

McCoy's dollhouse.

"Barbie must live!" he screamed,

 

grabbing his Ken doll and swinging him

 

against a bulkhead until the head broke

 

open and thick maple syrup poured from

 

the neck.

"KEN JUICE!" McCoy yelled, clearly

 

hungry and wanting to lick all the

 

syrup from the broken doll's neck. His

 

tongue wasn't long nor flexible enough to

 

satisfy Nurse Chapel, but the Ken juice

 

emitted a pheromone that drove women wild

 

and wanting to rip all of their

 

trading cards of famous starfleet captains.

 

Those cards were worth so much that

 

once destroyed, the galactic economy completely collapsed

 

in the biggest interstellar financial crisis since

 

that time Zefram Cochrane bet the entire

 

postwar Earth economy on the 2065 Knicks.