Seven Words in TNG

was hardly news to anyone on the

 

ship, but this time the letter contained

 

all the coupling possibilites that existed between

 

command personnel, recurring guests and junior officers

 

, like Sulu and Riley's romp,

 

still talked about decades later. "Check out

 

the photos that came with the letter."

 

whispered Troi, who was as excited as

 

as a Klingon in a knife store.

 

Flipping through the stack, they came across

 

candid photos of Riker cavorting on Risa.

 

"Riker getting romantic with a Tellerite?" gasped

 

a very jealous Troi. "Wil, how could

 

you? I was right next door, bastard!"

 

"There's something about women who don't shave

 

that make my nature rise," Riker admitted.

 

"Commander," said Data. "I am detecting hippies

 

beaming into Cargo Bay One, carrying flowers."

 

"Opening Cargo Bay One airlock," sneered Worf

 

. "Belay that! I invited them," Picard howled.