Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

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  1. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Robau: "Yes. That's Carl. He provided one of your maternal ancestors for my bachelor party; I still have the friction marks on my scrotum."
    <Nero rises.>
     
    Shatmandu, Dec 17, 2009
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  2. Captain Crow

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Nero, loud whisper: SUPERSTAR!


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    Nero: I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MUTHAFUCKIN' SPOCKS, IN THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMELINE!!!!
     
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    Captain Crow, Dec 17, 2009
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  3. Rat Boy

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    Robau: "You don't even have high definition holograms? Are you sure you're from the future?"

    *snikt*

    Nero: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

    *stabs Robau*
     
    Rat Boy, Dec 18, 2009
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  4. Shatmandu

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    Robau: "Yes, I know this Vulcan: he photographed my wife."
     
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  5. Rat Boy

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    Nero: "Tiger Woods was a great man...but that was another wife!"
     
    Rat Boy, Dec 18, 2009
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  6. Captain Crow

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    [sound of fists banging a desk]

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    Nero: DAMN POP-UP ADS!!!!!
     
    Captain Crow, Dec 18, 2009
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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    The lights on the Narada dim. All goes quiet. A single spotlight shines on Nero. The camera closes in. He breaks out in song:

    Memory,
    All alone in the moonlight.
    I can smile at the old days,
    I was beautiful then.
    I remember the time I knew what happiness was.
    Let the memory live again!
     
    Franklin, Dec 18, 2009
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  9. Captain Crow

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    Nero, singing falsetto: In the year 3000. In the year 3000.
     
    Captain Crow, Dec 18, 2009
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  10. Shatmandu

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Ayel: "You will not change out this contest."
    Shatmandu: "I won't?"
    Ayel: "My Captain has ... concerns ... about this 'waiting room'."
    Shatmandu: "Oh, hell. Just don't drink anything Grignak hands you, and don't take any of the quaaludes Conway Twitty offers, and you'll be spiffy."
     
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    Shatmandu, Dec 18, 2009
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  11. Rat Boy

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    Shatmandu: "So that's how his ear got ripped off!"
     
    Rat Boy, Dec 18, 2009
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  12. cooleddie74

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    ROBAU: A bodyless, out-of-focus hologram of a guy with pointed ears?

    How did you guys ever remember it was my BIRTHDAY!?!
     
    cooleddie74, Dec 18, 2009
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  13. cooleddie74

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    Never stare directly into an eclipse made from Red Matter...
     
    cooleddie74, Dec 18, 2009
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  14. Nerys Myk

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

    Shatmandu:"And as a Captain, you'll be fitted for a pair of assless chaps...by the Sulu with the pink boa. "

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    Nerys Myk, Dec 18, 2009
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  15. cooleddie74

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

    SHATMANDU:Just be glad Cooleddie isn't on this vessel, Captain Nero...


    Even your advanced weapons won't be enough if The Burger King is staring you down.
     
    cooleddie74, Dec 18, 2009
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  16. Locutus

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    I... want... CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
     
    Locutus, Dec 18, 2009
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  17. cooleddie74

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    Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Roba

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    Pringles cans recently got BIGGER?!

    This changing-the-timestream thing DOES have positive side effects after all!!
     
    cooleddie74, Dec 18, 2009
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