DS9 Caption Contest #67: The End of an Era

[Isis]

LeadHead, thanks for running this contest--we'll miss you here! But ends are also sometimes beginnings--welcome LnX!



Sisko (as he calls the station rescue squad): "What happened to you?"

Ezri: "I made the mistake of watching a 'My Mother, the Car' marathon."





Martok (as he summons his last ounce of strength to call the station rescue squad): "What happened to me?"

Worf: "You picked the wrong day to have lunch at Quark's. The plomeek was bad."





Kira (as she calls the station rescue squad): "What happened to him?"

Worf: "He is without honor--he drank all that beer he had in last week's contest!"





Garak (as he calls the station rescue squad): "What happened to you?"

Worf: "The Miss Qo'noS contest called. They want their sash back."





O'Brien: "What's going on up there?"

Jadzia: "Well, the rescue siren has gone off four times in the last minute. I'm not exactly sure, but it must be something serious."

[Ln X]

Thanks LeadHead for handing the keys to me! The next caption contest will occur this Monday...

[The Mole]

Sisko: What's the matter old man?
Dax: I've just walked in on Julian in the shower. His penis is this big!!
Sisko: Really? I thought it was only his Inteligence that was enhanced



Worf: (farts)
Mortok: What in the.... (collapses)
Worf: Whoops



Garrak: Now that we are alone Worf, I have to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I love you

Worf: Get your hand off my ass before I break it and lets never talk of this again!!!



Terry: What is that? It looks like a furry dildo
Colm: It's called a boom mic, now can we please get on with the scene?

[NX-01]

Sisko - What's wrong Old Man?
Dax - I have to leave, i have fallen in love with Quark. His penis is this long and I can't get enough of him!!!
Sisko - That is possitively disturbing!!!




Worf - I guess I win again. Some people can't handle their bloodwine.



Bashir - I am hit, I am dying... cough.... go on without me.

Kira - Erm doctor, this is just a security drill. We aren't using live weapons.




Garak - Now Mr Worf, it is natural to be nevous your first time but I will be gentle, I promise.

Worf - Oh Garak do you promise you'll still love me after?

Garak - Of course I will me darling.



O'Brien - What in the hell is that growling?

Dax - Didn't Worf and Garak go upstairs a little while ago?

[Smellincoffee]

Dax: How am I suppose to practice psychology when I'm this mixed up, Benjamin?
Sisko: I thought you were a psychiatrist.
Dax: See?!


Worf: If you were any other man, I would --
Martok: "Kill me where I stand", Worf?
Worf: *growl*


Worf: It is a gorch.
Garak: I'll say it is. Have I welcomed you back from the Briar Patch, yet?

[Triskelion]

Ezri: Is it right hand to the right? No, left hand faces forward and sweeps - arrgh!

Sisko: The Pimp Hand isn't about movement, it's about turning a bitch out.




Martok: I take it back. Pimp hand beats head butt.




Kira: What's wrong with Julian?
Worf: Do you know that urban myth when someone goes to bed with a stranger and wakes up in a bathtub of ice with their kidney gone?
Kira: Yes. Did that happen to Julian?
Worf: What? No. I slapped him stupid. I just like urban myths.




Garak: Your prostate checks out.
Worf: Turn your head and cough.
Julian: Started without me again, I see.




O'Brien: Did that bat just fly out of your crotch?
Dax: Not funny, Odo!

[Ln X]

The next caption contest is up!

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=200335