TOS five word thingy!!!

Captain was against Starfleet regulations.

 

So he sulked while Chekov

 

launched into a lecture about

 

eating pies correctly. After all,

 

they were a "Russian inwention."

 

Centuries ago the Russian people

 

, all of them, decided to

 

make vodka their national drink

 

, and dance to the sound

 

of classical music that was

 

coming from engineering, where Scotty

 

found some old recordings of

 

the time they all sang

 

everything they could remember from

 

"The Big Easy" - A movie

 

back when they still made

 

movies, the old way, with

 

stone knives and bearskins. Koloth

 

wanted to have a word

 

with Kirk about the way