Seven Words in TNG

want to improve their clothing habits or

 

simply people who liked to touch things

 

for its own sake, with their fingers

 

running sensuously through your long, smooth, silky

 

clothing fabric. Captain Picard thought he'd heard

 

someone disparaging the French tongue and he

 

was furious. "How dare anybody, say bad

 

about French, though I'm an English sellout

 

, I am a loyal Frenchman who likes his

 

country and what it stands for, that

 

it stands for French fries and poodles."

 

Picard was particularly attached to the French

 

women, who really loved his bald head

 

especially for its high reflective effects that

 

helped with reflecting those pesky sun rays

 

that were giving them rather nasty sunburns

 

and often burning retinas so badly that

 

there were no retinas left to speak

 

of.

Many women complained of blindness but

 

that was the ones who didn't slip