nuTrek 7-word game!

to a hidden underground base located in

 

the depths of the Rocky Mountains, somewhere

 

far away from any prying eyes or

 

those infernal sensor beams that always tried

 

to detect how many people were aboard

 

or how much money was being spent

 

to dress them all in bear costumes.

 

"I was sweating terribly the last time

 

we put on bear suits we were

 

told to drink lots of water to

 

remain hydrated." Bear suits were a tactical

 

mistake, though, especially where water was concerned.

 

The whole Furry craze dated back to

 

when fur lined underwear was popular with

 

drunken college frat boys. They often wore

 

them when they were in a mood

 

to get even more intoxicated

 

. Thinking that bartenders would be so entranced

 

by the fuzzy bear costumes that they'd

 

be mesmerized and forget how many drinks