Seven Words in TNG

, "It looks just like my head, but

 

with more bumps," Picard mused. Troi blushed,

 

then smacked the shit out of the

 

ensign that Picard had video-taping her

 

while she was in the sonic shower

 

watering her Bolian hydrangeas. They bloom only

 

when lovingly stroked on their sensitive little

 

pods. If done correctly, they'll gush fragrant

 

gumdrops of scented marigolds. "Smells something fierce,"

 

said Worf as he caressed Troi's other

 

life-sized Care Bear doll, Empathy Bear.

 

Troi required all her boyfriends to familiarize

 

themselves with the Kama Sutra, the bible,



**********

"Empathy Bear"

 

, The Urantia Book, Paul Reiser's Couplehood,

 

Oral Sex She'll Never Forget, and Moregasm.

 

It was no surprise she remained single

 

-minded in her quest for Dominatrix status

 

while wearing red hot pants, spanking Riker.

 

"Imzadi" had further connotations than commonly known -

 

which had to do with sheep vulvae