Seven Words in TNG

Captain, you're supposed to be telling me

 

the Gilgamesh story. I must be Enkido."

 

"Gilgamesh, no. Shakespeare. The subtleties of text

 

can be lost in translation, so I

 

have taken it upon myself to rewrite

 

some of the legendary story." Picard began

 

"I'm Leodegrance and Wesley is young Arthur

 

. He must pull that sword out of

 

that rock there. " Riker was stunned. "But

 

those people seem not to be able

 

to understand Picard's role playing and his

 

tenancy to want to mix different stories

 

in one, like the holodeck did once

 

." Thought Riker, "But I understand you, Captain!"

 

In engineering, Barclay was just finising up

 

a tuna sandwich that was dripping sauce

 

all over the consoles and controls, Geordi

 

was incensed :"No more Holodeck for you

 

."

For some reason, this didn't phase Barclay

 

who simply kept eating and