TOS five word thingy!!!

a Ship Talent Show tonight

 

. My hoola hoop costume burst

 

and I'm blind!" complained Kirk.

 

He'd been practicing the hula

 

while McCoy searched the arboretum

 

for any leftover eyes that

 

may have rolled under the

 

equipment and racks but couldn't

 

be seen by the naked

 

eye. No pun intended. His

 

tricorder was of no use.

 

The range of its sensor

 

readings (in which Uhura stood

 

in as temporary repairman so

 

that no other woman would

 

ever want to volunteer for

 

anything that would involve removing

 

transtators from Starfleet equipment again.

 

electronic equipment that needed to

 

emit aphrodisiac radiation) was limited.