TOS five word thingy!!!

made it lose to a

 

dastardly baggage handler who came

 

prepared with every kind of

 

rechargeable battery capable of withstanding

 

a violent electromagnetic pulse. The

 

recipe involved fried bloodworms, pus

 

globules, sehlat hair, lemon zest,

 

targ feces, two Denebian slime

 

devil testicles and rose petals.

 

Spock's, on the other hand,

 

contained far fewer ingredients and

 

had no taste at all.

 

Most Vulcan broths and soups

 

were too subtle for humans

 

and their taste buds, but

 

their vegetarian enchiladas were entirely

 

edible since they contained desirable

 

spicy flavor and aphrodisiacal qualities.

 

So it really wasn't a

 

pile of tasteless crap, just