Movie Caption Contest #223: Good times...

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Sep 17, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    The Normandy SR-2
    Hello everyone! I'm continuing my "Apologies" tour, due to being late on, well, just about everything! Sorry everyone! Lets get down to business!


    [​IMG]

    First up to the plate, we have the "That'll go on his record," Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Save yourselves!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Not so Friendly Fire" Award, going to:


    Instead of Photoshop Awards, how bout some extra awards this time around?

    The "Going after LeadHead's inner video gamer" Award, goes to:

    The Great Scott! Award, goes to:


    [​IMG]


    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to all of our winners! Now, moving forward lets say hi to our friends in the first 6 Trek movies!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    The Normandy SR-2
    [​IMG]

    Kirk: Do not return scan Mister Spock! That costs extra!

    [​IMG]

    Spock: Lieutenant, the Admiral has never heard of the regulations.

    [​IMG]

    Morrow: So how did YOU end up in charge of the Enterprise again?!
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2002
    Location:
    Somewhere in the South Pacific
    [​IMG]

    Spock: "Saavik, I have been and always shall be...your friend. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"


    [​IMG]

    Morrow: "So you just take it upon yourself to requisition extra dilithium crystals for your ship whenever you feel like it?"
    Kirk: "Well...we have a tendency to go through them pretty quickly--"
    Morrow: "And whose fault is that?!"
     
    Last edited: Sep 18, 2012
  4. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    [​IMG]

    KIRK: Fire on three. One...

    SPOCK: Fire when as you say "three" or after?

    [​IMG]

    SAAKVIK: Did you just lower the lights and put on some Barry White?

    [​IMG]

    KIRK: Well, Admiral, the Klingons called you, uh a tin-plated, overbearing, swaggering dictator with delusions of godhood.
     
  5. Maurice

    Maurice Snagglepussed Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2005
    Location:
    Real Gone
    [​IMG]

    SPOCK: Captain, we are being scanned.
    KIRK: Pull my finger!
    SPOCK: With respect, sir, this is hardly the time.


    [​IMG]

    SAAVIK: Mr. Spock?
    SPOCK: Yo. Science station moved here since last movie.


    [​IMG]

    MORROW: You stole a Klingon bridge to use as a torpedo room?
    KIRK: I can never forgive them for...wait, that hasn't happened, yet.
     
  6. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2011
    Thanks ftw!


    [​IMG]

    Kirk: Go on, have a sniff. It's like fish.


    [​IMG]

    Saavik: It is illogical for you to assume I would know your name.


    [​IMG]

    Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.

    Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...
     
  7. grabthars hammer

    grabthars hammer Captain Captain

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2005
    Location:
    New Jersey
    [​IMG]
    Kirk: Oh, Spock!!! Spock!!!
    Spock: Sir, you don't need to raise your hand; you're the Captain.
    Kirk: Of course.


    [​IMG]
    Morrow: Iowa? Heck son, there're only two things that come from Iowa, steers and qu-
    Sulu: Ahem!!!
     
  8. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 10, 2005
    Location:
    Confederation of Earth
    [​IMG]

    Admiral Morrow: A PLEDGE PIN??!? ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?
     
  9. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2012
    Location:
    Shangri-La
    [​IMG]

    Spock: These uniforms are most illogical.
    Kirk: Now now, Mr Spock, Starfleet Command thought that more casual uniforms would create a more productive working enviroment.
    Spock: Humans...

    [​IMG]

    Spock: Lieutenant, I am bound by the Admiral's standing orders to tell you to, "Go to hell," for citing regulations.

    [​IMG]

    Kirk: Well I let my ship get blasted with it's shields down, we lost dozens of cadets, that whole Genesis project fell into the hands of a madman and was destroyed and Captain Spock was killed... oh and we had to destroy Reliant too. Can you fix my ship now? I have more stuff to take care of.
     
  10. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2004
    Location:
    shivkala
    TFTW, Leadhead!

    [​IMG]

    Kirk: So, it's two astronomical units long, big whoop...I've got your two astronomical units right here.
    Sulu: Oh my!

    [​IMG]

    Saavik: I do not know where you got the idea that I was half-Romulan. In fact, I am half-Time Lord on my mother's side. Why, if I were to die, I would regenerate and everything would be different, my face, my hair, my voice, everything!

    [​IMG]

    Morrow: And another thing, Kirk, that blonde crewman over there...he's creeping me out. Just for that, I'm decommissioning the Enterprise.
     
  11. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2002
    Location:
    Somewhere in the South Pacific
    [​IMG]

    Kirk: "Analysis, Spock?"
    Spock: "Sorry, Captain. I can't make heads nor tails out of these orange, blinky lights."
     
  12. Silversmok3

    Silversmok3 Commander Red Shirt

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2008
    [​IMG]

    Can you check on something for me Spock?

    .....Fascinating. It seems you are the first Admiral with 5 points left on his license.

    [​IMG]

    Is it not true that if he loses his points on this mission, the Enterprise will be impounded?

    Nobody's perfect, Saavik.

    [​IMG]

    You have 1 point left on your license, Kirk. The Enterprise is being decommissioned.What part of any of that is unclear?
     
  13. Argus Skyhawk

    Argus Skyhawk Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2001
    Location:
    Argus Skyhawk
    [​IMG]

    Morrow: I AM looking closely, and I'm sorry, but I still think it looks like a toupée.
     
  14. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    [​IMG]

    MORROW: Wait, you found Khan 15 years ago and you let him go??????

    KIRK: Yeah.

    MORROW: And you didn't think to tell anybody!?

    KIRK: Uh, sorry?
     
  15. Turd Ferguson

    Turd Ferguson Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2003
    Location:
    Kentucky
    [​IMG]

    "No, Mr. Spock, don't return scan. That could be misunderstood as hostility. Instead, ready phaser banks and arm a full volley of photon torpedoes."

    [​IMG]

    "Mr. Saavik, I believe what the Admiral is saying is that you will get my position of science officer over my dead body."

    [​IMG]

    "No Admiral, you don't understand. I don't want to take the Enterprise back to the Genesis planet, I have tickets for a Genesis tribute concert on Rigel X."
     
  16. doubleohfive

    doubleohfive Fleet Admiral

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2001
    Location:
    Hollywood, CA
    MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?

    KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms look alike.
     
  17. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 10, 2005
    Location:
    Confederation of Earth
    [​IMG]

    Morrow: Jim, I swear I will interrogate each and every one of your crew, starting now, until I find out WHEN the next Star Trek XI caption contest will start!
     
  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    [​IMG]

    MORROW: Wait, did your hairpiece just move and coo?
     
  19. Kirby

    Kirby Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2003
    Location:
    Alt: 5280
    [​IMG]

    Kirk: Wait, Spock! Tell them we have a coupon for free Crazy Bread. They never ask for it.

    [​IMG]

    Spock: This is the fourth hail I've received today from a Robin Curtis. She must really want something.

    [​IMG]

    Morrow: The moustache? You like it? It just looked so good on Scotty I figured I'd try one. No? Anyone? Ok, I'll shave it off.
     
  20. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    AI Generated Madness
    [​IMG]

    Come on, I'm Travis Mayweather pilot of the first Enterprise. I'm sure you read about me at the academy!!!!

    Blank stares
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.