Seven Words in TNG

ALF, including ALF! The actor who played

 

him, that is. Darth Vader was also

 

pulling his long, thick, raging,

 

pogo stick to hit Picard on the

 

kneecaps and make him squeal like a

 

guilty man.

"On the charge of being

 

a member of a grievously savage child

 

like race of noxiously foul primates, how

 

do you plead?" Picard rubbed his kneecaps

 

and started screaming and hitting his chest

 

like a gorilla, making "oo-oo" sounds and

 

throwing feces at Q.

"Not guilty, Q!

 

NOT GUILTY! And there are four lights!!!"

 

Q looked puzzled. Had he gone too

 

far and realized it. So he activated

 

his Tassimo and prepared a good latte

 

. He hadn't enjoyed a good latte since

 

he had invented Starbucks to quench his

 

insatiable thirst for Triple-Fudge Mocha Surprise

 

and see how humans would react to