TOS five word thingy!!!

alleviate the tension on the

 

Bridge." Kirk replied whilst looking

 

at Stocker's red shirt and

 

never noticed just how shiny

 

the rank braids on his

 

Shirt were. Commodore Stocker noticed

 

Kirk looking at him and

 

suddenly ran from the bridge

 

and into the turbolift, crying

 

"why me, why did he

 

notice MY uniform? What did

 

i....." he stopped mid-sentence as

 

the turbolift ground to a

 

halt and he realised he

 

no longer had any pants

 

On and Then he suddenly

 

lost control of his bowels!

 

Meanwhile in sickbay nurse chapel

 

put on a chicken suit

 

in order to sabotage Sulu's