Voyager Caption Contest 124: EMH - Extremely Magnificent Hologram!

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  1. Catarina

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    EMHAndy: I don't see anything! I thought you said you were the envy of organic?

    Mark 1 EMH: I didn't realize when she said 'pack light' I'd be reduced to a Ken doll. I guess it was too much for the data stream.

    Dick: oh don't flatter yourself.
     
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    EMH: Hmm. I am literally a Hollow-gram.
     
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    Janeway: Do you know why I put you here?

    EMH. Because you heard me utter to Harry if you'd get laid maybe you wouldn't have rejected my proposal to be ECH .

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    EMH I must say resorting to this doesn't help erase your nick names.

    Janeway: which are what exactly?

    EMH: Mommy and Jane-have my-way.
     
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    EMH: "I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes!"
     
  5. Catarina

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    Space balls?! :-)
     
  6. 2takesfrakes

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    Everything's a quote! Just think of all the people who said that before Dark Helmet! Hell, Noah probably said it, even. :rommie: >>SNORT!!!<<

    You seem very enthusiastic about VOYAGER, I have to say it makes me want to watch it, more. I have to be in the mood for it. But it's sweet to see how happy you are to be a fan of this show and I genuinely enjoy reading your posts.
     
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    EMH: No, I had to leave those at home!
     
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    Doctor: "You're not my arm! What are you?

    Owl: "I'm an owl."

    Doctor: "O RLY?"
     
  9. Catarina

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    Now I wish I had access to a desk top so I could do some manips. The two of you inspired me.
     
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    Thank you for saying so :-). I am glad to know that comes through. Speaking of which, I explain what it is about VOY in the why people hate voyager thread.
     
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    Doctor: Dammit Seven when I said I was a real hoot...
     
  12. 2takesfrakes

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    I was hoping it was near the last page and that's where I found ... this:

    "Voyager is like a family to me. Sure they embarrass me sometimes, I want to walk away when I get frustrated, it makes me face that I too don't always finish what I start but we're on a journey together and they don't abuse me they're just a little flawed. It's human and I can't imagine where else I'd rather be. I love that crew."

    Every word of it poetry. And I really wish I could say the same. For me, The Next Generation is the equation that works. Satisfaction ... guaranteed! VOYAGER may not be where my heart is, but it has two favourite characters of mine: Paris ... and Chakotay. :cool:
     
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    This one is for 2takesfrakes


    Torres to Janeway. What happened up there? Half my staff are in sick bay.
    Janeway: disassemble the speed variant assembly until we can find out how to adapt Voyager for ludicrous speed. It seems we cannot go plaid again. We'll have to find another way.

    Doctor: You are lucky the only casualties were nameless crewmen and your bun.

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    "Catarina! Your doctor, he a picture, but ... he no look good! I redraw him, for you ... see? And already, now, he start to look better. Leave everything to me, Catarina."
     
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    Omg! Not only are you clever and creative, you managed to appeal to my love of Da Vinci whom I adored long before Kate had a vision to have him on VOY. I remember being probably the 1% who was happy she suggested that for Janeway. It was the first time I could relate to the Captain aside from feeling lost.

    I :adore: this manip. *snags*
     
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    Thanks for the win! :bolian:

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    Janeway: Where is every one?

    The Doctor: Running the ship from the Astrometrics Lab. You've really got to quit smoking.

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    EMH mark 2: Do you know how to fly this thing?

    The Doctor: No, but we're on a giant starship that is moving faster than the speed of light through potentially hostile space, far from Federation aid, how hard could it be?

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    The Doctor: It's good to be The Doctor!
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    Janeway: This is officially the most boring holodeck program of all time.
     
  17. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Eh hem. ;)
     
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    Janeway: You said Michael could never compare to your more sophisticated programming . I was neither swept away in passion nor pleasured by your 'sophistication.'


    Doctor: Surely you're over reacting

    Janeway: you exaggerated your specs. Sets the tone of the game, Doctor.
     
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    JANEWAY: I'm a bit of a mess till I've had my morning cup of coffee.

    EMH: Coffee ain't gonna help.
     
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    EMH: I told you if you wrapped your hair any tighter your bun would explode.


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    EMH Mark II: So tell me more about that Kadi-in-the-Hall ambassador Tomin. Did you really think such a wild character would fit into your little star voyage without doing something to muck it up?
    EMH: Um, that doesn't happen until next season.
    EMH Mark II: My bad.


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    EMH: This time I won't dispense any meds until after I cop more than an upper hip.


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    EMH: Computer, delete the diva.
    Janeway: Imbecille!
     
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