The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

Archer wouldn't stand by and

 

allow this to go on

 

so he grabbed Malcolm's shoulder

 

and pushed him toward Travis

 

who ended up knocking a

 

piece of bridge railing off

 

. "This is cheaply made!" said

 

Trip as he picked up

 

the broken piece. "What kind

 

of ship construction is this?

 

" To prove his point, he

 

snapped the piece in two

 

and started gnawing on the

 

jagged metal. "See? This should

 

shred my gums. Blood should

 

be spewin' from my mouth,

 

and tears should be rolling

 

down my face! This duranium

 

feels like gummy bears, not

 

rigid metal for starship construction!"