Seven Words in TNG

and enormous satisfaction," Deanna sighed, as Riker

 

swayed, suspended from her bedroom ceiling wearing

 

nothing more then a chicken suit with

 

a sign proclaiming "No Credit? No Problem."

 

Worf, whose credit had been horrible since

 

last week's poker game, avoided the mess

 

hall, going straight to the live Targ

 

dunk tank as part of the annual

 

celebration of Really Bad Idea Day. Data

 

saw him there and made a gesture

 

which was surprisingly rude for an android

 

, but Data enjoyed giving folks the finger.

 

Just like how Troi enjoyed giving people

 

blindingly obvious (and useless) advice. "But Deanna,

 

your empathic insight can be compared to

 

the sex appeal of tribbles. Only another

 

dimwitted officer, such as Riker, could be

 

lost in a time warp forever, and

 

gripping his crouch for support in case...

 

of metaphasic polarity reversion," said Beverly. Confused,