Facts About Colm Meaney!

FACT: Colm Meaney is from Killarney.

 

FACT: Jonathan Frakes was asked to grow a beard in the break between seasons one and two of TNG so that he wouldn't appear so womanly in scenes with Colm Meaney. When the producers realized this ploy had failed, They shifted the Planned Riker-Keiko love storyline to O'Brien, and Colm Meaney became a fixture of the series. To this day, Jonathan Frakes maintains his trademark beard out of hatred for Colm Meaney.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney won the hearts of people all over the world a few years ago when he put on a woman's dress and appeared on a TV talent show calling himself Susan Boyle.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney was DB Cooper

FACT: The face at the Enterprise docking window in TMP was Colm Meaney

FACT: Whilst Chief O'Brien often loses to Dr Bashir...Colm Meaney is undefeated at darts

 

Colm Meaney is hidden on every single Beatles album cover.

 

FACT: Captain Robau once tried a marathon viewing of TNG, but the moment he saw Colm Meaney on the Enterprise's Battle Bridge he went and cried himself to sleep.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney was originally slated to appear in Star Trek 09 but turned it down because he didn't want to play second fiddle to some "two-bit kid fresh off his moma's tits". They brought in Leonard Nemoy instead.

 

Wait... there's no "Fake" in the title... so all of these facts are true??

 

In 2012, Colm Meaney will get fed up with our nonsense and start the apocalypse.

 

Are you implying that Colm Meaney hasn't, in fact, done these things?

BLASPHEMY!

 

You're welcome!

Barack Obama considered Colm Meaney as a running mate, but feared he would be overshadowed, so he settled on Joe Biden.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney is the "Deal Or No Deal" Banker.

FACT: Colm Menaey is the anonymous Raw General Manager.

FACT: Chief O'Brien is actually of partial Native American ethnicity, hence the "Chief" in his name. Therefore when casting for TNG, they went to Colm Meaney who is of multiple ethnicity.

 

Fact: Colm Meaney once saved my life and got me back with my ex wife.

Fact: Colm Meaney has never been to Ireland.

Fact: Due to work commitments on low budget British films no one ever watches Colm Meaney was unable to film any of his DS9 scenes with the other regular cast members. Cleaver editing and stand ins created the illusion they were all in the same room when all his close ups were actually filmed in a disused garden gnome factory in Bromsgrove.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney once saw Elvis.

On a fucking Suzuki.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney knows where Richard Bingham is.

FACT: Colm Meaney was in running to play James Bond, but dropped out to attend a fan convention and Daniel Craig got the job instead.

FACT: Guinness is so popular because every vat contains a single hair of Colm Meaney's for seasoning.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney is known to wear a watch made by the German company Sinn, as a token representation of supporting the Irish Republican political party called Sinn Féin.

 

FACT: In high school, Colm Meaney was voted "most".

FACT: Colm Meaney doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.

FACT: Colm Meaney can slam a revolving door.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney once traveled in time to the year 3010 to fight the Evil Robot King and save the human race.... again.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney is so cool he makes Zaphod Beeblebrox look like Harold Green.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney has slept with every actor on Deep Space Nine show while on set.