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using the rest to wipe their backsides.

 

People was much more absorbent and provided

 

additional entertainment because it reacted with water

 

and turned an odd shade of yellow,

 

the exact tone of which revealed the

 

individual's mood at the time that they

 

first felt the need for the bathroom.

 

Uhura didn't have time for that. Instead

 

she transported directly from the bridge to

 

.... no, wait. She beamed fecal matter directly

 

from her pooper to the scooper on

 

deck 42. It made her tummy tingle

 

so badly that she thought that it

 

had perhaps been beamed out too.

Terrified,

 

she accidentally soiled herself and stumbled into

 

a vat of toxic goo, which mutated

 

her into a hideous and aggressive beast

 

called Uhurux, the deadliest hideous-est monster anyone

 

could possibly imagine. It was so horrendous

 

even the Medusans went nuts when they