TOS five word thingy!!!

were playing tri-dimensional chess in

 

another dimension and couldn't hear.

 

Uhura was somehow winning, but

 

Spock had computed the odds

 

of overtaking her late in

 

the game. Strip chess was

 

always an option, but Spock

 

preferred a kind of mental

 

strip chess that involved the

 

gradual removal of emotional barriers

 

. Uhura played naked to distract

 

Spock's concentration, but didn't realize

 

he was focusing instead on

 

Vulcan bondage chicks with overbites.

 

Rubbing his ears with her

 

wood rasp distracted him briefly,

 

her titties distracted him hopelessly

 

, and Kirk was killing Chekov.

 

Chekov fought back valiantly and

 

reopened the Evil Kirk scratches