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lived in legend - or so believed. Actually,

 

it was real and being kept in

 

a warehouse on Mars, under 400 litres

 

of piss, the only known deterrent to

 

the Fuzzy Wuzzies and the Gigglesnits of

 

rabid Horse fans, whose various nefarious attempts

 

to grab a piece of The Horse's

 

tail hair resulted in horrific disfigurement. The

 

tail was known to have the power

 

of the seven sticky fingers, whatever that

 

was. A check of the Starfleet database

 

resulted in a mass tickle on Deck 12.

 

Nobody was left unscathed as the tickling

 

consumed the entire ship and filled it's

 

decks and corridors with so much laughter

 

that the hull vibrated enough to burst

 

a plasma conduit and eject so much

 

warp plasma that many redshirts were trapped

 

and broke out with prickly heat on

 

their genitalia and buttocks. They couldn't manage