TOS five word thingy!!!

a massive tribble in the

 

bowling alley!"

"Security! Report to

 

Mr Spock on the double!"

 

"What's a double look like?"

 

Wondered the confused security officers.

 

"Don't be so literal, redshirts!"

 

Kirk snapped. "Or I'll kill

 

you before the planet does!"

 

"Yes sir." the redshirts said.

 

Meanwhile, the giant tribble was

 

on the rampage and heading

 

for the replicator to replicate

 

some fuzzy dice for fun.

 

Exasperated, Kirk shouted "Why can't

 

everybody behave? I'm running out

 

of time before my big

 

bouffant of hair collapses under

 

the weight of Uhura's buttocks!"

 

"Weighty? My buttocks? How dare

 

you mention them! Rand's are