TOS five word thingy!!!

but imitation meat made from

 

anything that could be converted

 

into imitation meat. That included

 

spam, spam, spam, and spam.

 

But not baked beans, spam,

 

and only spam, spam, spam.

 

"Och, Captain, this is fun,"

 

but not as fun as spam,

 

spam, spam, spam, spam and

 

a parsley garnish. I always

 

want an attractive garnish with

 

my spam, spam, spam, spam

 

and scrambled eggs. It makes

 

for a quick unimaginative thingy.

 

Suddenly lumberjacks appeared and started

 

donning red Santa hats.

"Those

 

are lumberjacks, Spock, and they're

 

okay. They sleep all night

 

, right through until noon, usually.

 

Then they work the rest