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attractive physicist-cum-burlesque producer

 

in the sector was threatened

 

by a portly space trader

 

.

Considering her options, Carol decided

 

.

After she decided, she acted.

 

She maced Jones in the

 

lobby of the theatre where

 

he had once worked as

 

an ashtray and made for

 

customers who liked to smoke

 

with the intent of convincing

 

their spouses that they had

 

to buy his air fresheners.

 

They had a tendency to

 

refuse. But Carol's mace had

 

so severely burned and irritated

 

his eyes he didn't know

 

where the hell he was

 

until he pissed in the

 

corner of the room and