So im getting an underlene web developer.....

Discussion in 'Web Sites/Design' started by WraithDukat, Jun 10, 2013.

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  1. WraithDukat

    WraithDukat Captain Captain

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    I'm trying to come with abuse I can throw at him when he messes up, I have a couple:

    1) Your web development skills are so poor, they have just been referred to a food bank.

    2) Your code has so many bugs in it, green peace are protesting against it on grounds of cruelty.

    3) Your code is so bloated that when it sits around the server it sits AROUND the server.

    Feel free to add.
     
  2. scotpens

    scotpens Professional Geek Premium Member

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    First, what's an underlene? :confused:
     
  3. chardman

    chardman Vice Admiral In Memoriam

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    Seconded: what's an underlene?
     
  4. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Greenpeace protests things because "they have too many bugs in them?" :confused:
     
  5. scotpens

    scotpens Professional Geek Premium Member

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    ^^ Maybe the OP has Greenpeace confused with PETA. Still doesn't make much sense.

    I suggest that this thread be closed. There's nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
     
  6. Pingfah

    Pingfah Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    He probably meant underling.
     
  7. WraithDukat

    WraithDukat Captain Captain

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    I meant underling (jeez isn't that obvious?) - didn't realise till after I posted and you cant edit afterwards.

    Yes I confused Greenpeace with PETA.
     
  8. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Still a reach.
     
  9. WraithDukat

    WraithDukat Captain Captain

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    It was just supposed to be funny.
     
  10. Pingfah

    Pingfah Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Tough crowd!
     
  11. Pavonis

    Pavonis Commodore Commodore

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    It was? Are you sure?
     
  12. Alidar Jarok

    Alidar Jarok Everything in moderation but moderation Moderator

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    This thread isn't really about websites, it mostly is for jokes which are arguably spam, and, even if it weren't spam, no one has followed the topic anyway. Given that this relatively tepid thread has gotten snippy already, I'm not sure it's worth keeping open.

    Thread is closed. Please send any comments or questions by private message.
     
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