Movie Caption Contest # 32: Party Time!

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "What makes you think I can find this Nemo for you?"

 

Grignak: "I'm just here until my weed business takes off, you know, dude? That or my band. We rock the cock, you know? Duh-duh-duh dhu-duh deeeneaowwwww!"

 

The first indication that there was something wrong with McCoy's mental health was his continual visions of Spock weeks after the funeral.

 

Grignak: "Look, Leonard, it's just not out working. It's not you, it is fault mine."
McCoy, sobbing: "I can change!"

 

Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "Alderaan? Alderaan allowed is not! Is planet forbidden!"

At that moment, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker decided to try a different cantina.

 

Greedo: "Do I look like I serve coffee?"

 

Greedo: "Song pich aley. Bun yo noni nu choko makachisa. Jabba du ning che kopa. Muri shani haz tanga wanya uska. Chas ke niawi du chuzu."

McCoy: "Something wrong with the damned universal translator..."

 

"Droids in here allowed are not!"

 

Thanks for the win, I think this is the first time I've caption in the Movies forum.



McCoy: So why don't we head over to my cabin and...



Grignak: That is orifice forbidden, require quatloos many.

 

McCoy: So I start Sulu's exam and he asks if I can use the whole fist...




Grignak: "The whole fist..." *sigh*

 

Actor playing Grignak, the fish-looking dude: "How soon is now. How much is...uh, Mr. Nimoy, sir, what's my bloody motivation. I mean, is this sod like Yoda or is he mentally handicapped or something? Throw me a bloody bone, man!"

 

"I am the rotting corpse of Yul Brenner. You need to stop smoking today, Dee."

 

Mos Eisley was such a rough space-port that even the local StarBucks had turned into a gay bath-house.

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

 

Kirk: "Who are you two supposed to be, the Wookiees. For God's sake, ever hear of waxing?"

 

"Think this is tacky lookin'?

You should see my former captain's assless chaps."




Dennis Farina's career took something of a minor plunge after Dick Wolf fired him.

 

"The ones on the top of my head are great for snagging largemouth bass and rainbow trout. The bottoms...bluegills."

 

McCoy:"You're pulling a gun on me?! Cuz you can bet your horse-fish looking snout that I'm firing first, you green skinned son of a bitch!"

 

Hey, thanks for the win. It was unexpected.



"Your sport favourite."



"My favourite sport? Uh eh... Fly fishing."


Boy. These caption contests can be difficult. Sometimes I stare at the monitor with a Balok-like look on my face, other times a caption pops right into my brain cell.

 

"Eng de flaf, uh de chocolate moose"