All I Got Left is My THREAD BOMBS!

Terrible green screen effect. You can totally tell Simon's Cat isn't really there.

 

Spoiler: AoS

 

Gary Oldman trying to get sued by John Hodgman?

 

Sam the Eagle is the perfect gif for the Trek BBS.

 

My kids loved Thomas the Tank Engine and watched the videos to death (the original series narrated by Ringo Starr), meaning that I could still recite the damned things in my sleep ten years after we last watched them. Edward always looked, shall we say, a tad too enthusiastic. Come to think of it, none of the engines minded the train crews poking around their valves and hoses.

What?

 

I always imagined Lisa as his twin-sister (or egg-mate or whatever birds have)

 

"This must be what going mad feels like."

 

^ I'm still having trouble with that one.

 

That's because it is not true.



But seeing that it's a "thread bomb," it's probably meant to !@#$ with you.

 

Fakescience.org

 

There's a "that's what he said" joke here, isn't there?

 

That's what she said!

 

Either way

 

That's what she said!