TNG Caption This #161 - "Petty Charades"

Thanks for the win, my friend!






RIKER:"That does it. You obviously took the term Crazy about Brown Sugar WAY too literally."



"What do I do, sir?

Ship's sensors say my perm is endangering not only my own head...but the structural integrity of THE SHIP!!!"

 

I WON ONE again. Yay me.





After double teaming and going bodly where no man had gone before with Pulawski, Data and Riker indeed confirmed what the tricorder had detected: vast amount of dust.....

 

Data: "Flour for you, sir?"

 

DATA: Counselor Troi was right, you do like it dirty.



YAR: I'm going to the party as Brian Setzer.

 

Yar: "Just wanted y'all to know that the black blob that killed me was fully functional."

 

Apparently, Tasha forgot to tell Data not to use his tongue's "purée" setting...

 

Riker: "The old 'pull my finger' joke rarely involves dust shooting out your ass."
Data: "Humor. Difficult concept."

 

Tasha through gritted teeth and not moving lips: "Its on my head, isnt it? Oh GOD! Its landed on my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Data: "In case of Dust Bowl landings I have been designed to serve as an emergency vacuum cleaner device."

 

Crosby: "What do you mean, I have to timeshare it with Shatner?"

 

Riker: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."

Data: bursts into tears "I didn't mean it..."

 

Riker: "That...was messy but fun."

Data: "I'm glad you liked it, sir. May I pull my pants up now?"

 

"According to the genealogical records, I'm descended from some one called Boris Johnson...ooh, ahhh, crikey."

 

In recent studies it has been shown that 99% of TrekBBS voters picked "The Hair" as the #1 reason to kill off Tasha Yar, second only to the excrutiatingly bad "Seduction of Data" scene.......

 

Thanks for the awesome win!

Holy crap is this picture real? What epi is that?

She looks just like my high school English teacher!



When I went to pick up Data I borrowed some of his mousse. Why?

 

Picard (Off camera) Picard to Riker. Damnit man, listen to me!! You CAN NOT win a stare down contest with an android!!!"

Data: "He's right you know... give it up sissy-boy."

 

Even though she tried to hide it, everyone knew what was on Tasha's mind...


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