The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

Morn smelled a free lunch

 

but philosophers quadrant-wide scolded

 

him for failing to speak

 

in any kind of understandable

 

tongue, since communication was the

 

key to acquiring complimentary cuisine

 

.

"You, Lurian, for free food

 

must sing for your supper."

 

"I am Batman. I don't

 

sing. I am dramatically heroic."

 

"Batman isn't wrinkled, bald, or

 

chinless".

"Lurian Batman is. All

 

kids wanna be him, all

 

fish want to swim to

 

the beat of another drummer."

 

"Also, all dogs go to

 

Manchester in their spare time

(Pick a Manchester, any Manchester!)

 

to praise their hero Batmanchester

 

."

"P-p-people worship me?" asked Batman.

 

"No! Where did you get